Tweets that weren’t
I’ve been doing quite a bit of sewing lately. And while I have several crafty mama’s that follow me I held back when it came to a string of thoughts that I was tempted to tweet. Here they are:
Another Saturday night spent cuddled up with my seam ripper. #notasracyasitsounds
Dear Bernina, Why do you sell a sewing machine marketed as “quilter’s edition” that comes without a walking foot?
Spray baste, you give me a reason to live.
ZOMG, What the EFF is my bobbin doing now?!?
Things are a little awkward between my sewing machine and I after the cussing out I gave it last night.
Just learned what a thimble is for! Eff that hurt.
I’m not sure I’m cut out for this crafty stuff….


I’ve always loved the term “seam ripper”. It sounds so naughty!